Fuck Yeah I'm Drunk Again

Gilligan Never Had It So Good On The Island.


Sausage Fest 1986


Walk in the club and be all like….



wrists:

drunk driving…. yeeeeesssssssss pretty lights…… XP








about last night

Left the house with Rachel and Casey around 10pm. I had 3 Bud Lights before we left. Then, we went to McDonalds. I had a hamburger and a small fry. We then went up the highway to the beer store. I got a 22 ounce bottle of Bud Light. As I was drinking it, we went back down the highway and I told Casey to stop at McDonalds again ! They were laughing at me as I ordered a cheeseburger and small fries. We then went to the bar where I had about 10 to 12 more Bud Lights and one shot of tequila straight. I woke up at 10am this morning and vomit until noon. The nausea medicine was a joke !

fml (see gif below)

 



WHY !?!? Why do I go to the bar and get drunk, start sending him drunk text messages and tell him where I’m at, he shows up and our favorite song plays and we slow dance, I end up in a motel room with him and wake up with a hangover the next morning and hating myself all over again ! WHY !?!? Why do I keep doing this to my fucking self !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :( fml



“Mom ! I think Dad has been out drinking again!”

 


Reblog if you’re a unicorn.

forever-and-alwayss:

 When I’m drunk, I ride a unicorn home from the bar !

(Source: charizzaaa)

Via Just Listen.

When I’m out of cigarettes, I watch this gif and cry. :(  lol

(Source: thekissingvirgin)


Fancy Drinking Pinky


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